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Sunburns in Sensitive Areas in Costa Rica

sunburns in sensitive areas

This entertaining (and informative) guest post comes from Jade over at Our Oyster.

“Whatever you do, don’t look like a tourist!”

tacky tourist

This is how TO look like a tourist

I’m not sure who said it first, or how it came to define what it means to be a successful traveller, but for some reason, six years ago when I started travelling this motto became my personal mantra. Of course, as a six foot tall, skinny white (ish) girl who moved abroad to study in Denmark – this was not too terribly difficult.

Things changed when I moved to Costa Rica – but not my attitude and aversion to “looking like a tourist.” And nothing can stop me when I put my mind to something.

A gringo trying to blend in, in Costa Rica

I love travel (obviously) and I also love volunteering while I travel, which led me to sign up to spend three months in a small village in Costa Rica, living and working with 13 other young people. This fulfilled not only my desire for new adventures, but also my need to come up with an excuse to take another year off of university. (sneaky!)

I stuffed my suitcase with every “teach yourself Spanish” book that I could find, and decided to pack light on the sunscreen. I was going to capitalize on my part Asian genetics and naturally dark hair to tan as dark as possible – I would never look like a local, but I could look damn close!

Every day, after working along side the local people on their eco tourism project, myself and one other girl went sunbathing for as long as possible in the afternoon sun. Our house was surrounded by cattle paddock, and our bovine friends didn’t mind if we – ahem – bore all for the noble cause of no tan lines. (Because you won’t convincingly look like a local if you have tan lines!)

sign in Costa Rica

A signpost near the reserve where we worked

We were an accident prone bunch. If it wasn’t wasp attacks and strange leg fungus, then at least one of us would be chopping our legs open with machetes. The nearest hospital was in a town about an hours bus ride away, and of course, the doctors do not speak English. But armed with my determination to blend in, and my “teach yourself Spanish” books, I became one of the main people in the group who was responsible for escorting the sickies to the clinic.

I became a medical translator – of sorts

The clinic was clean, not too crowded, and the staff were also very friendly to our rag tag crew. I guess word got around of the volunteering effort we were making, because they never once asked us for the $40 registration fee, and all of our medications were given to us free of charge.

So when I wasn’t working in the rain forest, studying Spanish, or escorting fungus victims to the clinic, I was sunbathing with my partner in crime. One day another member of our group decided that she also wanted to work on her tan. Unfortunately for her, her skin was not as used to the rough (and probably very hazardous) sun exposure that we subjected it to. But as with all mistakes, sunburn does not become apparent until after the fact.

After an hour or two of tanning, we would go inside to let our tans “develop” like polaroid photographs. Except that our poor comrade’s tan didn’t stop developing…it got darker, and then it got redder, and then it erupted into blisters two inches in diameter….. on her butt.

sunscreen model

It won't happen to this guy

What happens when the sun shines where it isn’t supposed to

The next day I escorted her to the clinic. As we passed time in the waiting room I brushed up with my Spanish dictionary. “Sunburnt ass” was a new phrase for me.

We finally got to see the doctor, who was used to seeing someone from our group at least once a week. (As I said, we were an accident prone bunch.)

Ella teine…. una …. quemadura de sol …. uuuhhhhhh…. una ampolla …. en su … trasero!!

First he looked shocked. Then quizzical. Until finally he broke out in a laughing fit. When he gained composure, he gestured to my burning red (from embarrassment) colleague that he needed to have a look. Laughing some more and shaking his head at us, he gave her a variety of salves to help heal the burn and keep an infection away.

Sometimes I wonder if us gringos were given free medical attention solely due to the comedy we must have brought to the hospital staff. After all, you know what they say – laughter is the best medicine.

Our group on one of our last days. We all survived.

Jade Johnston is a freelance writer who loves budget travelling and blogging about it! She runs the website OurOyster.com with her partner, where they document their adventures and penny pinching. She is currently blending in in Australia. You can find her on twitter and on facebook.

Photo credits: madlyinlovewithlife, jaguardelplatanar, mikesten, last photo: author

{ 13 comments… add one }

  • Katrina November 29, 2011, 12:28 pm

    HAHAHA! This slayed me. Thanks for the laughs — and the advice to keep your bum well screened in Costa Rica. 😉

    • Jade Johnston November 30, 2011, 5:12 pm

      Glad you liked it Katrina!!!! I think keeping your bum sun protected is important for any destination where it may be making an appearance in the light of day! hahaha

  • Jim December 2, 2011, 6:54 pm

    Yep I have a well screened bum too. Cool…er..hot story!

    • Phil December 3, 2011, 7:43 am

      hehe, good to know, Jim 🙂

  • Abby December 4, 2011, 1:37 pm

    Careful! Where in Costa Rica were you? My old stomping grounds!

    • Jade Johnston December 6, 2011, 4:41 pm

      We were in a small village called Juanilama de Poco Sol. We were working on the reserve there. It is sort of near to La Fortuna volcano.

  • jade December 6, 2011, 2:27 pm

    Bob always looks exactly like a tourist- except in Japan, where he bought a few new clothes, like cropped pants and shirt. He fit right in! oh, that last sunburn photo is horrible!

    • Jade Johnston December 6, 2011, 4:44 pm

      When I am in Asia it annoys me how IMPOSSIBLE it is for me to fit in! Im 6 feet tall and have light skin and eyes. The annoying thing is that I am half Chinese, and half my family lives in Malaysia – so I should be able to fit in! Oh and all my siblings are dark skinned and blend in perfectly – im the only albino one!

  • Aussie on the Road December 10, 2011, 12:01 am

    On the butt!? Holy shit!

    I got blister burns on my forehead once after a long day out at the footy, but at least I didn’t have to *sit* on my blisters. Jesus.

  • Erica December 17, 2011, 2:29 am

    I burned to the point of blisters when we were in Mexico due to bad planning on our behalf when we went horseback riding for 8 hours without sunscreen.

    Shaun knew what to do to minimize the burn… I thought my Latina blood would save me. Umm… no.

  • dtravelsround December 19, 2011, 12:03 am

    Damn. That sucks!!

  • Kurt December 28, 2011, 2:22 pm

    After four months in Ireland during the summer I can attest that there is no sun. Strikingly similar to the England.

  • Cornelius Aesop May 10, 2012, 8:47 am

    This had me laughing because I tried to do the same while teaching in Brazil. I would take my lunch break and free period after lunch to rush home and sit out in the sun. Never burned my booty though. When sun bathing you must think like a pirate, “always protect yer booty…arrrr” @(^_^)@

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